Antiviral drugs against STIs can make dreams more vivid. Instead of the virus circulating in your body, your childhood traumas, exes, and professional apprehensions haunt your nights. The concern of infection is not jailed or executed, but transformed and shifted towards a lonelier time.

In advanced status, sexually transmitted diseases blur the vision and permanently reveal the hidden stereogram in the pattern. Viruses make apologetic, as fuck.

— ’mmsorry Andy, just doin my job — was the message coded within Mydoom (2004), a malware faster than the infamous ILOVEYOU (2000). Fortunately, private antibodies Securitas patrols REM sleep as a network firewall in a dreamlike RAM.